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NEW Clan: Agressive Senioren Postings: 452 |
 1.000.000 Slides in 15min - kein Problem __________________ Game over. Nerd wins! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
  __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DerKönich Postings: 288 |
 Alles Gute von der Hausführung. __________________ Ab wieviel Opfern darf man keine Witze mehr machen? |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
 __________________  Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
 http://www.hornoxe.com/frauentausch...tzt-gehts-rund/ __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
more? hell yeah? than -> http://www.wordworx.co.nz/seriously.html __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “breakup.” 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.” 10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog “Science Diet” instead of McDonald’s leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.” 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.” 23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell happened?” Bonus:26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass. __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
 __________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: DerKönich Postings: 288 |
 __________________ Ab wieviel Opfern darf man keine Witze mehr machen? |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else. Why do men die first? Because they want to. __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
lucky day __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
__________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
*haben will* __________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
__________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
__________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
Wen erkennt ihr alles? http://www.hornoxe.com/weezer-pork-and-beans-20/ oh man der techno viking is mein favourit dabei  __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
 __________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
__________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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