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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
http://shop.starwars.com/catalog/pr...duct_id=1307702;category_id=336;pcid1=;pcid2= __________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: DerKönich Postings: 288 |
 __________________ Ab wieviel Opfern darf man keine Witze mehr machen? |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 wusste eigentlich jemand das "Graffiti" der Plural ist und es eigentlich heißen müsste: "Hey das ist aber ein schönes Graffito!" verrückt __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay” and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again just walked away The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.” __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
 __________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: Agressive Senioren Postings: 452 |
  __________________ Game over. Nerd wins! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
http://www.gregnog.com/frogandscorpion.htm __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1375 |
 __________________ Mit Fremden unterhält man sich nur, wenn man es absolut nicht vermeiden kann oder wenn man betrunken ist. |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
 __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
 __________________  Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
 __________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
wenn es nicht mehr da ist: http://4fuckr.com/image_187612.htm wikipedia ist mit einstweiliger verfügung gesperrt __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
Ist nicht das erste Mal. Scheiss "Kommunisten". Wen es interessiert: http://www.heise.de/newsticker/Bund.../meldung/118930 __________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutz_Heilmann __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
__________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
__________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
__________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
http://www.lachschon.de/slide/79119..._kurz_erklaert/ __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.” __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
 __________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
 __________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1375 |
 http://www.ps3-forum.net/playstatio...ein-wlan-spind/ __________________ Mit Fremden unterhält man sich nur, wenn man es absolut nicht vermeiden kann oder wenn man betrunken ist. |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
__________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
__________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
__________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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