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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 280 |
  __________________ Ich habe viel von meinem Geld für Alkohol, Weiber und schnelle Autos ausgegeben... Den Rest habe ich einfach verpraßt. |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 280 |
 __________________ Ich habe viel von meinem Geld für Alkohol, Weiber und schnelle Autos ausgegeben... Den Rest habe ich einfach verpraßt. |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
 __________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
http://www.misternicehands.com/ __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
(Maybe a true story...???) A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities. #1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. #2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic. The student got the only A. __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
 __________________  Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/8bitDandD.html __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
Ja geil... beim DSA wars auch nie anders :-) __________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
  kennt ihr gamers.avi ??? das das geilste! finds nur nicht im internet so schnell, habs aber auf platte __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 707 |
 Besonders ergreifend finde ich dieses wiki! __________________ Odisse, ergo sum... |
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NEW Clan: Los Zockos Postings: 349 |
meinst du a gamers day? |
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NEW Clan: Ballz and Holez Postings: 1079 |
ist sehr lustig. http://www.deadgentlemen.com/ achje wie einfach...geht man halt zu youtube....hier die teile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTEHqAeanw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-7UwvyVzG4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54TQv61IsU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIaIdv79Xz4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4qBjQ2YWnw __________________ You Look Like I Need Another Drink |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
http://www.utopiatheory.com/comics/...ponge%20Job.jpg __________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
 __________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: Los Zockos Postings: 349 |
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/anima...r_vs_animation/ http://www.atom.com/fun_games/anima...vs_animation_2/ |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
__________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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NEW Clan: BUSN! Postings: 1281 |
__________________ Ich bin manchmal zum Kotzen, auch wenn ich nett erscheine, dann sage ich Sachen, die ich genauso meine. |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
 __________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
  __________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
__________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
 __________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: Team Sheen Postings: 1390 |
__________________ Ego sum, qui sum!!! |
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NEW Clan: DieHaufnZ Postings: 1324 |
 __________________ Ich ess' grad ein Brötchen |
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NEW Clan: NOesc Postings: 831 |
__________________ Oans, zwoa, gsuffa! |
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NEW Clan: DerKönich Postings: 288 |
 __________________ Ab wieviel Opfern darf man keine Witze mehr machen? |
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